Post by fastwalker on Feb 19, 2006 11:37:51 GMT -5
The following is a collection of odd ball quotes, which I find reminiscent of the life cycle of CMKX….lol
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
My Reality Check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Some quotes from famous people…
My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton. - Chic Murray
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. - Brendan Gill
I have made good judgments in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future. - Dan Quayle
Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengal
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - Dan Quayle
A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head.
Before you get angry at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius. - Larry Leissner
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. - Peter O'Toole
Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?" - Tom Stoppard
Sometimes I go off into my own little world... But that's okay; they know me there
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill
They say that behind every successful man stands a woman. Could it be that in front of that woman, stands a man who keeps getting in her way?
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
